burlesque!

i don't know why she's so fascinating to me, but dirty martini might just be my new favorite person.

in addition to going to see a drag show, my life won't be complete until i witness some real-life burlesque. it looks like so much fun! i can't imagine how difficult it must be to swing one boob at a time for tassle-twirling action, and i'm not willing to humiliate myself to personally find out, but i am willing to marvel at someone else's ridiculous arts of seduction.